Del

Name: Del
Species: Sex’gator
Occupation: Drug addict

Insufferably cranky and rude, especially at Christmas, Del is just the wrong side of sociability and common decency to pass for likable.  His powerful jaws house sharp teeth that could be especially lethal when grafted onto a nice, solid, iron bar. (that sounds good actually, where’s my pen gone to?)

This Sex’gator also has a tendency to verbally attack the illness when he is sick, which is sort of how I intend to go when the time comes, gasping for air while struggling to think of more vicious and hateful descriptions for the Nurses trying to keep me alive.

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