Name: Portia
Species: Dog thing
Occupation: World wrecker

A snooty little uptown princess who acts all regal and elegant but hasn’t got the common decency to put on some underwear, Portia once kicked a dog to death because it was lazy and poor, I wish someone would kick her to death! She mistakes subtle rudeness for friendship and never lets any of the other villagers into her house during the ‘Flea Market’ until they’ve signed a petition in support of Feudalism.


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