Species: Surveillance Frog
Puddles was given her name by a single Mom with all the imaginative spark of someone who writes greetings cards for a living. You’d think it’s because it’s a frog, but you’d be wrong! Three weeks after giving birth, tired, stressed and painfully aware of the hot piss her child kept pumping onto the floor of her living room, Mommy Puddles put two and two together and named it after the thing she was standing in. Splish!